We fell in love on Clearwater Beach! Laurie fell in love with my body, and I fell in love with her money!

It will last one minute and we're leaving all of you in our dust!!!!

You can come IF YOU BRING MONEY!!!

Drive here, and send us the amount of money you saved by not flying. We deserve your very best! If you don't think so...you can't come!

Ching! Ching! Money talks!