We met. We touched. We got infected. There is no cure.

We want to have everyone bring kazoos, wear bright yellow shirts and purple pants. It's a theme.

If you don't have that on, you cannot get in to the wedding OR the reception.

The person who gives us the most cash, will get to keep our car....forever...

Call our travel agent. She'll handle everything.

We wanted everyone to be naked at the wedding, so we'd feel more comfortable in the dorky white outfits. But it seems there is a law against it.

Second choice was everyone in Speedos.
That didn't seem like a good photo op.

Just come to the party....we'll handle the rest!!